So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Randomize
