Reggie can tackle my bush.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
