i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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