If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize
