Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize