if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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