I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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