boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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