no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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