He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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