On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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