Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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