As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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