Sponge bath it is.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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