hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
