Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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