i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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