you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
meet me or not, i'm out of control
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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