ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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