EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I want her autograph on my taint
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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