Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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