She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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