let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Shame is for Republicans.
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