She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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