Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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