Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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