only if we run a train.
done.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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