I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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