everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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