His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
