i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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