i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
organizing the empties. That sober.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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