I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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