And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Someone shattered a urinal.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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