You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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