Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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