Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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