I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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