I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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