Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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