I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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