Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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