I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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