you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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