Dual....:-)
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
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