You're my little dorito
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
No subtext here. People are naked.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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