another moral hangover. fuck.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Randomize
