i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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