i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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