We won't sleep together?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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